The New White House Is Writing Off Their Own Lies As “Alternative Facts”

In case you missed it in amongst all the other events of the weekend, the administration of President Trump (that’s never going to feel right to type) had its first burst of outward batshit insanity all of a day into their inglorious reign.

New White House press secretary Sean Spicer used his very first media address to put all media on blast for accurately reporting the number of people who attended Trump’s inauguration ceremony on Saturday morning Aus time.
The extraordinary tirade, which had all the hallmarks of a Trump-standard Twitter tantrum, contained multiple flat-out lies and the extremely odd contradiction where on the one hand hand Spicer stated the media couldn’t possibly be reporting correct attendance numbers because those numbers don’t exist, but then mere seconds later he asserted that “this was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period.

There’s a lot going on there that’s blatantly incorrect, but by-and-large the biggest glaring false claims were:

  • That the crowd stretched out to the Washington Monument when Trump took the oath of office (it didn’t).
  • That more trips were taken on the Washington Metro rail system on Trump’s inauguration day (420k, their claim) than for President Obama’s second inaugural in 2013 (317k). The reality being that Washington Metro doesn’t count individual users, rather individual trips (meaning people taking more than one trip in a day are counted multiple times), and that Trump’s inauguration day actually drew in a demand of 570,557 trips on the metro, versus the 782,000 in the 20 hour period around Obama’s last inauguration.
  • That the reason the crowds looked thin in photos is because white covering was used on the National Mall grass, making gaps more apparent (fucking what?)
For the very first address of a White House Press Secretary to be little more than a dressing down of the media for reporting facts is not just extraordinary, it’s completely batshit insane.
For reference, the crowd comparison looks a little like this, from the back of the crowd at its peak.

Pro-Trump media has come out swinging for the fences, and even Fox News is having a hard time getting straight answers from Trump staffers.

Chief of Staff Reince Priebus (still not convinced that name isn’t a spoonerism, frankly) deflected the issue when Fox News host Chris Wallace attempted to ascertain just why in the blue hell a White House Press Secretary’s first media briefing would be dedicated almost exclusively to petty lying.

“It’s really not about crowd size. What it’s about is honesty in the media. What it’s about is on Day One after winning this election and President Trump talking about bringing America together … however, the media from Day One has been talking about delegitimising the election, talking about the Russians, talking about everything you can imagine except for the fact that we need to move this country forward.”


But the real kicker, the bloody pièce de résistance, came from Trump Counselor, Kellyanne Conway, who on ‘Meet The Press‘ insisted that Spicer was absolutely not lying and was, instead, merely presenting “alternative facts.”

Alternative. Facts.

Alternative facts. Facts that are alternative to your standard, provable facts.

Now, obviously, the point isn’t about the actual numbers at the inauguration, because honestly who even gives a remote shit other than some tiny-handed orange person.
The point is that Trump’s White House is establishing a dialogue of falsehoods and quite blatant lies on Day One.
There’s two ways to look at something like that. There’s the hilarious, petty, internet jokey way:

And then there’s the far more serious analysis of what such a dialogue from the office of President can achieve:

That, truthfully, should terrify everyone.


Source: Twitter.
Photo: The Washington Post/Getty.

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