It’s like Channing Tatum – high on glory after his epic lip-sync battle with Beyoncé – woke up this morning and thought, ‘Fuck it, I’m done with trying, let’s just go full 90s on this red carpet muthafucka.’ 

Behold his strange-as-shit, as-yet-unexplained ‘slut strand’ hairstyle at the Golden Globes

The Internet Nominates Channing Tatum’s Globes Hairstyle For Best Comedy

Accustomed to a certain level of sleek from Channing, the Internet hasn’t been kind about his stylists’ slip-up:


And, because it’s 2016, Channing’s hairstyle already has a own Twitter account from which to share its deepest, darkest feelings with the world.


What a time to be alive.