
It’s like Channing Tatum – high on glory after his epic lip-sync battle with Beyoncé – woke up this morning and thought, ‘Fuck it, I’m done with trying, let’s just go full 90s on this red carpet muthafucka.’

Channing Tatum was great in the 5th Element pic.twitter.com/l9bbFyoq8A
— Lil Joe B. Hall (@LilJoeBHall) January 11, 2016
Who pulls it off best: @JustinBieber or @ChanningTatum? https://t.co/6RPcAHEzvQ #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/8b7OWF3J1j
— MTV (@MTV) January 11, 2016
Channing Tatum has his GAMBIT hair ready! #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/JxrF5Glpb0
— Superhero Feed (@SuperheroFeed) January 11, 2016
Channing Tatum should pair his new hairdo with some nail polish and Djarum Black
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) January 11, 2016
Channing Tatum’s hair is a case of when bad side parts happen to good people. #GoldenGlobes
— Ashley Weatherford (@sincerelyash) January 11, 2016
Channing Tatum showed up at the #GoldenGlobes as Thin Man from Charlie’s Angels. ?? pic.twitter.com/WOpW943XeO
— Entertainment Weekly (@EW) January 11, 2016
Channing Tatum inspired by Stefon on SNL for his hair tonight. #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/aaL8nrtZvk
— rustbeltrants (@rustbeltrants) January 11, 2016
Channing Tatum, what is that hair? Everybody was on your side two days ago #GoldenGlobes
— Jade Leach (@writtenbymuff) January 11, 2016
Mood because Channing Tatum’s hair, #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/6yqq43kLS4
— Emperor Alejandro (@alexx_101) January 11, 2016
He’s wearing the other side of Channing Tatum’s. https://t.co/NCB3Om9Rcc
— Abby Gardner (@abbygardner) January 11, 2016
And, because it’s 2016, Channing’s hairstyle already has a own Twitter account from which to share its deepest, darkest feelings with the world.
.@channingtatum push me back into place bro
— Channing Tatum Hair (@ChanningsHair) January 11, 2016
What a time to be alive.