Trump: Hello?
Caller: Oompa Loompa doompety doo!
Trump: Dammit Joe, Barack said he was taking your phone away. Do not call this number again pic.twitter.com/qdL0PDSvEu— Josh (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016
Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles?
Biden: He’s got tiny hands Barack, I want him to feel welcome here pic.twitter.com/e7NRIZ43Ww— Josh (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
Biden: Trump has some big shoes to fill
Obama: You’re too kind, Joe
Biden: No really, what do you wear, a 13? He can’t be bigger than a 9 pic.twitter.com/GrgeLbibcq— Josh (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016
Biden: I just don’t see what’s wrong with a friendly bipartisan message
Obama: Joe, you spray painted “Tiny Hands Bitch” on the White House pic.twitter.com/ueiUTuZIlN— Josh (@jbillinson) November 12, 2016
“I left a Kenyan passport in your desk, just to fuck with him”
“Joe”
“Oh and a prayer rug in your bedroom. He’s gonna lose it!”
“Dammit Joe” pic.twitter.com/mEWo91OLuA— Josh (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
Biden: Hillary was saying they took the W’s off the keyboards when Bush won!
Obama: Joe put-
Biden: I TOOK THE T’S, THEY CAN ONLY TYPE RUMP pic.twitter.com/D6Vh7Zu429— Josh (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016
Biden: “Guess who just upper-decked the toilet outside the Oval Office?”
Obama: “Dammit Joe, I have to live here for two more months” pic.twitter.com/xBGOslRIRa— Josh (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
Obama: Tell Joe why he can’t booby trap the White H-
Biden: Now hold on a second, just know that no matter what you say I’m doing it anyways pic.twitter.com/7BGPAnWeiY— Josh (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016
Obama: How’d your meeting with Joe go?
Pence: He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said, “Let’s get it on” pic.twitter.com/yxzdSQm4Li— Josh (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016
Trump: Does he always just stand there like that?
Obama: He’s upset right now
Trump: Is he…is he winking at me? Why is he winking at me? pic.twitter.com/Q1WTFEgoJB— Josh (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016
Biden: They don’t really think I’d say this stuff, right?
Obama: Come on Joe, you’ve said worse
Biden: HE’S NOT MY PRESIDENT BARACK. YOU ARE pic.twitter.com/5eLbHKzGPv— Josh (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016
Keep ’em coming, Josh. These memes are pure rays of light during this dark, dark time.