The Internet Is Going Wild For This Thoroughly Punchable Trump Cake

A Donald Trump cake being wheeled into Trump Tower @abc #ElectionDay pic.twitter.com/HSkHChfUSA

— Jason Volack (@jasonvolack) November 8, 2016

The cake, unfortunately, was denied entry to the Trump election party going on in the tower, presumably because Trump doesn’t want to behold a vision of his own flagging mortality while watching the polls roll in.

The internet promptly lost its mind – yes, a crying Jordan materialised almost immediately, do not fret – and a rich vein of meme content sprang forth:

Trump cake memes going strong #ElectionNight pic.twitter.com/oxjcKdQxSl

— Gissur Simonarson (@GissiSim) November 8, 2016

It is one of those rare memes which kind of works with anything – whack Trump’s sodden, weird, downturn cake head on literally anything and it kind of just works.

Let’s take a live look at the GOP and Donald Trump as they await the early results…#TrumpCake pic.twitter.com/nLoLhrovzj

— Van Myers (@MyFansanity) November 8, 2016

“How is Florida looking in the polls, Bran Stark? Am I winning bigly?”
–#TrumpCake White Walker#ElectionNight pic.twitter.com/rNbke7MwR3

— Rob (@RobCabrera) November 8, 2016

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— Alex ??zenberger (@Alexander_O) November 8, 2016

@realDonaldTrump – Oklahoma, 1933. #ElectionNight #TrumpCake pic.twitter.com/YCajbBWNMr

— Mt Rushmore Podcast (@MtRushmorePod) November 8, 2016

There you go. Trump cake. Whoever wins, the loser should be forced to eat it while sobbing.