Yeah, so, Kanye West‘s NYFW show has gone down like a cold cup of sick.
Not even debuting ‘Yeezy Season 2’ in front of *literally* every famous person ever (incl. Drake, Miguel, Seth Meyers, Anna Wintour, Kim Kardashian, North West, Riccardo Tisci, Lorde, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Common, Jaden Smith, 2 Chainz, Kendall Jenner, Pusha T, Tyga and Kylie Jenner, who apparently walked the show but no one could make out in a sea of rank hoodies) could divert the attention away from a fuckton of beige, beige and more beige.
Some fashion people tried to pass off the collection as “theatrical neutrals” but the rest of us know where his inspiration really came from.
1) The wardrobe department of Mad Max.
2) The homeless people he likes to chuck a dollar at when he’s feeling virtuous.
3) The zombie apocalypse.
Folks on Twitter were not holding back with their take on his designs.
Kanye’s latest collection looks mediocre at most – people will still starve themselves to save up for it though.
— ??????????????????? (@AriChanoux) September 16, 2015
Kanye dropped threads to look your best as you flee your war ravaged homeland pic.twitter.com/psFdQJKNtx
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 16, 2015
@desusnice Another shot of Kanye’s line pic.twitter.com/reSI11qSsa
— Brenaldo (@SaintBrendan) September 16, 2015
KANYE REALLY CAME THRU WITH THE “I BE ON 44TH & MADISON W/ A PLAYFULLY WHIMSICAL SIGN ABT MY HOMELESSNESS” COLLECTION pic.twitter.com/U3UWWLKT2m
— The Kid Mero (@THEKIDMERO) September 16, 2015
Kanye once made ya’ll wear these. Now all of a sudden you’re shocked when he wants to dress you up like a zombie? pic.twitter.com/oDjaLYVULE
— Kabelo (@LordKabelo) September 16, 2015
After the Death Star II was destroyed over Endor… Luke Skywalker & Kanye West opened up a new Jedi Academy pic.twitter.com/zIKnoiR3aM
— IG: TechImmortal (@ImmortalTech) September 16, 2015
Kanye is selling yall Lazarus Come Forth and yall are riding his dick so hard. Wtf is this? Under the bridge chic? pic.twitter.com/HQaiEhsPRz
— The Librarian (@AdrianXpression) September 16, 2015
Kanye dipped some white PEP basics in some rooibos tea and hoped for the best.
— Gary Hartley (@GaryHartleySA) September 16, 2015
yeezy season two looks like kanye went to tatooine and stole all their clothes
— Sarah Gilman (@sarahbgilman) September 16, 2015
The Matrix crew have been rocking the Kanye West YezzySZN before Kanye himself #YeezySeason2 pic.twitter.com/x00UIRIXU7
— ??????????? ??? (@chuzzus) September 16, 2015
kanye really bout to make regular civilians have $5 randomly dumped into their starbucks coffee cup they just bought. pic.twitter.com/h4XhiXoh5i
— Ahmed/Tyga’s Ankles (@big_business_) September 16, 2015
What if kanye’s clothes is what we’re wearing after president trump starts ww3 with mexico and china?
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 16, 2015
Kanye makes clothes for when the world end n we gotta fight the robots
— Lil Og 2 tone (@richposlim) September 16, 2015
Kanye wants us all to dress like his emotions: depressed, tired, broken, manic. No.
— MMHMM GIRL (@mmhmmgirl) September 16, 2015
Black people react to Kanye West #NYFW collection. ?????? pic.twitter.com/GmJWVKVezh
— Black Intifada (@Akhenaten15) September 16, 2015
Kanye new clothing line look like he stole it from district 8 pic.twitter.com/uZ0xdWYAKP
— ETC!ETC! (@IAMETC) September 16, 2015
I’m not feeling Kanye West’s fashion line ?? pic.twitter.com/QhrxHgMXun
— Qelvin (@MrCocoyam) September 16, 2015
Not that he’d give a shit, because TBH $800 tees weren’t designed with the average pleb in mind.
As Kanye would probably say rn:
Lead image via Getty/Randy Brooke.
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