The Halal Snack Pack Appreciation Society Had Some Words For Pauline Hanson

When you come at the king (of greasy mixed-meat decadence), you better not miss. 

That’s the lesson newly-minted Senator Pauline Hanson seems to be learning, a day after stonewalling Labor’s Sam Dastyari‘s (totes sincere) offer to mung down on a halal snack pack in Sydney’s western suburbs. 

ICYMI, the firebrand Queenslander and former dancer with stars rocked up on Channel 7‘s federal election broadcast to show off her new parliamentary groove, only to be gently prodded on her stance towards the Islamic food-prep practice:

In response, you better believe the internet’s own fortress of snacky lovin’ The Halal Snack Pack Appreciation Society had some serious words for Australia’s great orange pollie. 

Most of them are “dingo”, or variations thereof, but never before has one politician’s disavowal of Australia’s newest national dish so quickly united the country:

Still, more targeted her dubious-at-best statistics:

Some went further, setting up a petition calling for Hanson to accept Dastyari’s call. At time of writing, it has a stonking 14 signatures, but if the federal election is anything to go by that number is probably still just a suggestion.

At this point, it’s worth mentioning this isn’t even the first political movement centred around the HSP; the group had a crack at NSW Premier Mike Baird over his predilection for a kebab despite cracking down on late night Newtown take-outs.

If the democracy sausage is for the day of the election, it’s pretty bloody apparent what meaty concoction Australia demands during the hangover. 

Source: The Halal Snack Pack Appreciation Society / Facebook.
Photo: Channel 7 / YouTube.