The Best Way To Make Speed Skating More Interesting Is To Add Mario Kart

Somewhere out in the wide world of the Internet someone decided to make speed skating a little bit more entertaining by mixing it together with Mario Kart. For that, we thank them.

The same rules still apply. That is, the same rules still apply as if you wer

e playing Mario Kart, not speed skating (good riddance). A well-aimed green shell can mess up your run and are an annoying hazard when bouncing off walls. Bananas are the food/weapon of choice for anyone unlucky enough to be coming first (yes, first place is the worst place). Lighting bolts are stupidly irritating and will leave you flattened/dead. Finally, blue/spiny shells are still the same annoying, overpowered things they always were.