If there was one good thing to come out of the 2016 US presidential election, it’s that ‘politics as Harry Potter‘ metaphors officially reached saturation point.
The only way to stop Donald Trump is to destroy his Horcruxes. The wig is definitely one. If you need me I’ll be finding the other six.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) December 7, 2015
By the end of 2016, we’d officially reached saturation point. Think you’re gonna earn a few thousand retweets with a Harry Potter joke in 2017, buddy? Think the fuck again.
Neither Turnbull nor Abbott has magic touch, writes @jkalbrechtsen https://t.co/fxggdXOZlo pic.twitter.com/nw17brlcov
— The Australian (@australian) July 11, 2017
Abbott, of course, is Lord Voldemort. That’s been established. Turnbull is inexplicable cast Harry Potter himself (the hero!), while Bill Shorten gets lumped in with Peter Pettigrew, presumably as a sledge against his lack of loyalties during the Rudd / Gillard years but failing to grasp the nuanced loyalties of Harry Potter canon.
Albrechtsen – who casts herself as gossip queen of half truths Rita Skeeter – ends with a sign-off imploring J.K. Rowling to stop talking about politics.
“PS Ms Rowling, if you stop tweeting about politics, I’ll stop writing about Potter.”
Look, Rowling’s political views might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but uh, she’s still allowed to tweet them.
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