PEDESTRIAN.TV has teamed up with Sportsgirl for their latest knitwear campaign, because it includes friggin’ doggies in friggin’ baby-doggy clothes and we just can’t even. This, friends, is style to drool over, and so pawsome that we’ve in turn searched high and low for the most fashionable pooches on Instagram. Unleash your inner dog addiction and check out Sportsgirl’s cute-as-all-heck campaign vid HERE, plus their new knitwear range HERE.
Tongues and tails be wagging, ’cause dog influencers are a thing, and they’re effectively competing against your token fashion blogger on the Insta-feed.
Yeah, it’s a bit ruff that a couture-lovin’ canine can gain more followers than a style-savvy slave to social media, but it’s also so furrociously cute to see that we really don’t give a damn.
I mean, we do. We give so many damns. Enough damns, in fact, to pull together a comprehensive list of the most baller pooches you should be double-patting/tapping, all day erry day, so that you only follow the best of the best on social media come algorithm time.
Proceed, human folk.
The Giz, Griffon
Followers: 69.2 K
Usually we’d leave the best til’ last but omgomgomgomg. Giz’ owners describe him as “a tiny love bat who came to earth to be your new spirit animal” and holy gremlin – both this guy’s name and profile description are apt. He loves colourblocking, tough leathers and monochrome.
Follow the side-eye sass ball HERE.
Toast, King Charles Cavalier
Followers: 351K
Next time you’re feeling like an inferior human, just twist the knife by thinking about Toast.
The rescue dog has fronted a Karen Walker campaign, modelled for Lucky magazine, has a book coming out and chills with famous dad The Fat Jew on the reg. Who said being toothless wasn’t cute? She ain’t nothing but a pound dog, stylin’ all the time. Toast loves statement eyewear (obvi), slogan shirts and chilling in her robe come downtime.
For the hobo-chic updates, follow her HERE.
Jiff, Pomeranian
Followers: 2.2 Million
“Oh HAIII – you might remember me as the cutest mother-flippin’ piece of fluff you’ve ever seen in your life. I hang out with specimens 1,324 times my size, like Heidi Klum (who I almost have more followers than) and Katy Perry, because I’m dominating the dog influencer game. I also wear cute outfits from time to time because I’m one of those #blessed ones that look good in anything. My faves are fleecy pullovers and baseball-inspired raglan tees. Follow me HERE.”
Marnie, Shih Tzu
Followers: 1.9 million
This is 13-year-old Marnie – yes she’s dressed up as Dora the Explorer and yes you want to be/own her. Also, ICYMI, her licker has a bloody mind of its own, and was doing its thing well before Miley Cyrus post-Disney. She loves getting into character and sporting funky knits.
Get slobbery with the cutie-patootie HERE.
Jenny, Beagle
Followers: 11K
Just like human models, Jenny the Beagle looks completely unenthused in every page of her impressive portfolio. Being an Angry Cat equivalent makes this ‘gram actually hilarious. Such/much sass. Jenny likes headwear and accessories, but not much else in the wardrobe/life.
Follow the zero-cheer dear HERE.
Remix, Miniature Schnauzer
Followers: 81.5K
It doesn’t get much more fash than appearing on Mr. Porter, Harper’s Bazaar and ELLE – that’s all the places dapper dog Remix has appeared (and then some). His momager calls him “The stylish bearded pupser“. He’s one year old. What was you doing when you were one? MMHMMM.
Follow his hipster lifestyle HERE.
Buddy, Pug
Followers: 16.3K
Maaaaaaaaatttteeeeeee. Swaaaaaaaaaggggggg. Yaaaaaaaaasss. We’re going to momentarily excuse the fact that Buddy is wearing a fedora (which tbh is a style that has no place in society) because this dude is fly as fluff. Other than the blasphemous headwear, Buddy likes button-ups, chill bandana bibs and gangster caps.
Follow the full-of-‘tude roll-face HERE.
Riley Bean, New York, USA.
Followers: 27.3K
Budding photographer + cute-as-party-pie pooch = A+ Insta account to follow. Riley Bean’s owner, 18-year-old Claire Soranto, knows how to capture her pup in human situations like a pro. To see more follow HERE. Riley Bean likes business ties, bowties and donuts, ’cause donuts.
Follow the collaborative canine concept HERE.
Menswear Dog
Followers: 254K
OK, Menswear Dog – you win. Anyone/animal who can pull of a (presumably Halloween) Terry Richardson costume without giving us the heebie jeebies is victorious in our eyes. Old m8 also loves himself some regular men’s threads, like leather jackets, turtlenecks and bomber jackets.
Follow buddy ol’ pal HERE.
Pebbles & Bam Bam, Chihuahua & Terrier
Followers: 35.5K
TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. Pebbles (a freakin’ canine-couture model) & Bam Bam fulfil all your animal-bonding needs, just like a good ol’ episode of Unlikely Animal Friends.
Follow them HERE.
Iggy Joey, Italian Greyhound
Followers: 27K
WELL, HELLO DARLING, AREN’T YOU FABULOUS. Iggy Joey calls herself a “Fashion icon” (own it, gurl) and amps up the feminine pieces as everyone thinks she is a boy, thanks to her kangaroo and deer parents, apparently. Yeah, she’s a liar, but my gosh she’s remarkable. She likes to wear headscarves and pearl necklaces, like a sassy stepford housewife.
Follow the prim and proper darling of a dog HERE.
Danger, French Bulldog
Followers: 37.3K
Lololololololololololol. Every day is a dress-up party for Danger, who frequently replicates the looks of stars like Harry Styles, Mr T and Guy Fiery. Btw, his parents are total HONEYZ, and you should probably follow them (in Danger’s bio) when you get following the bulldog HERE.
Yogurt, Chihuahua
Followers: 134K
Known as “The Pirate Dog”, one-eyed yogurt is the kween of heart melting. The Thai-native has a thang for Chanel-inspired tweed onesies and letting it all hang out on the tongue front.
Follow her royal cuteness HERE.
Cookie, Red Poodle
Followers: 132K
Cookie exists under the helm of Insta ps.ny, alongside “human sister”/owner/model Lara Saunders. Cookie is adorbs, repping a kind of Parisian-chic look with navy and white stripes, red berets and scarves, straw boater hats and studious specs.
You can follow Cookie’s adventures HERE.
Look, we could go on but we know ya’all have lives to live and might be in the doghouse with bae if you spend any more time with us.
Dogs.
Photo: Instagram / @digbyvanwinkle.
