That Trump Erotic Fanfic Is Being Adapted Into A Porno, Fkn Of Course

A little while ago, we chatted to Elijah Daniel, who notoriously wrote a Donald Trump erotic fan fiction while drunk, and was also arrested and questioned by Secret Service agents for trying to throw a glittery pink dildo at the Presidential candidate during one of his rallies. 
Somehow, the 20-page novel – titled ‘Trump Temptation: The Billionaire & The Bellboy’ – became an Amazon Best Seller in six hours. 
Now, Daniel has announced via Twitter that it is being adapted into a pornographic film. Because, of course.

He’s teamed up with gay porn studio NakedSword, in order to turn ‘Trump Temptation‘ into a feature film.
NakedSword creative director Jack Shamama said this about the upcoming NSFW feature film:
I think the sorts of stories we’re attracted to are ones where there’s a sense of irony and contradiction and even stuff that might make a difference to the absurd notional political conversational that’s happening right now.

The best case scenario: [Trump] watches it, gets a little annoyed, maybe tries to get it taken down. But it won’t make him drop out or change any voter’s opinions.

Now that I think about it, if it did change people’s opinions about him, that would be scary as hell!”
Daniel says that casting is still in progress, but they’re aiming for a July 4 release as ‘a birthday present to America’.
Here’s a snippet of the novel:
“With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy Cheeto, his hair unkempt and messy, like a gorgeous rat’s nest. He was beautiful.

His gorgeous ass flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes in his pants. My hunger for pancakes had never been stronger.”
Daniel is stoked, understandably:

This is the modern American dream, people. 
Check out the interview with did with Elijah Daniel erlier this month below (if we haven’t upset you too much with the above gif, of course. We’re so sorry.):
Source: Twitter / @aguywithnolife.

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