That Anti-Avo Toast Aussie Rich Dude Is Now Being Roasted On A Global Scale

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May 15, 2017

There is truly nothing more thrilling for Australians – who relish seeing a tall poppy getting cut down – than seeing a local roast target getting absolutely rinsed by the world at large. It’s like crack to us.

You might recall from yesterday that Aussie property mogul millionaire Tim Gurner thought now was the time to stick his head above the parapet and make a classic, never-before-seen jibe about how millennials would be able to afford houses if they didn’t gorge themselves on avocado toast constantly.

Now, it’s important to remember that the avocado on toast jibe is very Australian. Though other nations have their own ways of sticking the boot into millennials about housing affordability, they simply don’t do it via the vector of breakfast deprivation. So, obviously, it was irresistible.

There were a whole bloody stack of overseas publications which covered Gurner’s comments, and it led to a wonderful time on Twitter. A real bloody treat for the folks back home.

Alright, I did the math. If I stopped eating avocado toast every day, I would be able to afford a bad house in Los Angeles in 642 years. pic.twitter.com/nqhiqnQ07E

— Kaleb Horton (@kalebhorton) May 15, 2017

why are rich people mad about avocado toast bitch you spent $16 billion on cronuts

— LENIN_LOVER69 (@PissPigGrandma) May 15, 2017

I was gonna put a down payment on a house last year but then I spent $44,000 on avocado toast https://t.co/SvSEisua71

— Jennifer Albright (@albrightjc) May 15, 2017

Americans: welcome to the Avocado Wars. Here, the rich accuse the poor of having a vegetable-rich diet and the toilets flush the wrong way.

— Christian ?? (@christianmccrea) May 15, 2017

There is no such thing as “avocado toast.” That is not a real thing. Fuck off

— Virgil Texas (@virgiltexas) May 15, 2017

Millennial dragon, guarding its treasure hoard of avocado toast and rideshare apps, but no diamonds to speak of

— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) May 15, 2017

Monthly expenses
Transportation: $120
Food: $500
Clothing $200
Avocado toast: $35,000
Someone good at the economy please help me budget this

— Murtaza Hussain (@MazMHussain) May 15, 2017

I dont even know what avocado toast is but avocados are tasteless mush and I dont give a fuck how much this offends California Tacos Twitter

— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) May 15, 2017

Men are wearing rompers, avocado toast is a new form of mortgage & the Pittsburgh Penguins are losing 1-0 in the ECF what a week

— Brooke Schrider (@brookeschrider) May 15, 2017

??I wanna be stereotyped
I wanna classified
I wanna be a clone
I want some avocado toast
Avocado toast??

— Clear Cola Rick (@CrystalPepsi) May 15, 2017