Taylor Swift is spending this week in a Colorado court room, testifying in a civil court case involving an alleged sexual assault by local radio host David Mueller.
Swift says she was grabbed by Mueller as she posed for a photo with him and his then-partner; Mueller says he did no such thing, but was fired from his job at 98.5 KYGO as a result of Swift’s claim.
“Right as the moment came for us to pose for the photo, he took his hand and put it up my dress and grabbed onto my ass cheek, and no matter how much I scooted over, it was still there,” Swift said in her deposition. “It was completely intentional. I’ve never been so sure of anything in my life.”
Unlike many celebrity court cases, no press is allowed in the courtroom. So in lieu of actual photographs, we instead have this sketch of TayTay – and it looks absolutely nothing like her.
Who drew this thing? Who is this person? Why must we suffer?
The internet obviously noticed the complete lack of similarities between this ‘drawing’ and T-Swift’s face, and is roasting the hell out of it.
I think it’s safe to say the courtroom sketch artist is a Katy Perry fan #TaylorSwiftTrial pic.twitter.com/PHUpuZLsez
— sara weber (@sarapweber) August 8, 2017
Taylor Swift Courtroom Sketch
Famed Young Adult author Tabitha Treadwell readies her testimony in The Case of The Missing Hope Chest. pic.twitter.com/eQ8QeSSd4J
— Oil Boom (@oilboomband) August 9, 2017
How long before Taylor Swift sues this courtroom sketch artist? https://t.co/1UUpVMcoFt pic.twitter.com/njfArypyKi
— Dorsey Shaw (@dorseyshaw) August 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/Christian_Zamo/status/895017866679812096
Of course, Taylor isn’t the only one to be at the mercy of weird ass courtroom sketches.
https://twitter.com/markleggett/status/894078081018634240
The trial continues.
