Australia’s New Hero Is This Nude, Tanned Man Who Saved Mates From A Fire

Fires are bad. People who save other people/pets/precious family photos from fires are good. You know, as long as they do it safely and don’t get hurt themselves, etc etc. That is besides this point. All of this is besides the point, actually – it’s just 9.11am and I am only mid-way through my coffee and was unsure how to begin this yarn, so this is what you get friends.

Anyway, Australia‘s in a right tizzy over this delightful tanned man, who allegedly saved a bunch of his mates from a house fire last night.

Source: 9NEWS

According to 9NEWS, emergency services were called to the zesty human’s Connell Park, Sydney house at 3am, after he woke to the sound of broken glass downstairs, and went down to find an unknown man lighting a fire.

Bc he’s a bonafide Aussie hero, the man then rushed to wake his mates, and herded them out of the house. In the process he suffered minor lacerations, and his two pals were treated for smoke inhalation, but luckily everyone’s A-OK.

Source: 9NEWS

The blaze caused fire, smoke and water damage to the property, with some onlookers claiming it was caused by a molotov cocktail.

Police have since set up a crime scene around the property, and are appealing to the public for information on any unusual or suspicious activity in the area last night. Anyone with info should contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.

On a lighter note, media are literally calling this guy “undies man”.

UNDIES MAN. Outstanding.

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