The worst part of doing a shoey, that time-honoured rite of passage that sees Young Aussies the nation over confirm their adulthood by sucking bulk piss out of a grubby boot, is clearly having to walk around with a damp shoe afterwards.
“But drinking from this shit isn’t the only thing you can do – propagate some of those seeds you found in that
ounce you just bought or fill it with those B&H Smooth butts you like to munch on, or stash whatever shit you have
in the sick ’shabz blue’ colourway we came up with.”
Again we stress, it is a real thing that you can actually purchase for the princely sum of $75.00 plus shipping, which is already cheaper than a pair of actual shoes you’d probably be otherwise ruining with cheap prosecco.