At this point in the Sydney vs Melbourne debate I will concede it’s been awhile since us Sydneysiders had any kind of ammunition to throw down.

Well get ready for the beef to be a’sizzlin’ once more baby, because we just got a look at our new trams and BABY THEY ARE BEWTIES!

Yes, sure, your nightlife is free from the ludicrous restrictions and numerous hotel closures that Sydney has faced but are your trams the longest in the world? No, they’re fucken’ not you Melbourne scum!

That’s right you southern fools, Channel 7 news has dropped the juicy deets in it’s EXCLUSIVE TRAM REVEAL (yes, the caps are necessary), that the trams, which are to hit the new CBD – Eastern Suburbs line set to open later this year, are the longest in the whole fricken’ world, beating out previous title-holders Budapest at a whopping 67m.

Sydney, Get Horny For Yr New Trams Which Are Heaps Bigger/Nicer Than Melb’sYeh, our trams are nearly as big as a fkn plane m8. (Image via Channel 7 / Twitter.)

And look Melbourne, we know you’re going to pretend that, much like when the Prime Minister uses one of your shitty little trams, you don’t give a flying, but please just let us have this ONE thing we’re better at then you cultured swines.

Or don’t, we don’t really care, cause we’re too busy getting all boned up over these shiny, huge new tram-dogs.

Sydney, Get Horny For Yr New Trams Which Are Heaps Bigger/Nicer Than Melb’sTOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKERS!

Ok, everyone except Opposition Leader Luke Whatshisface:

The sleek new light-rail system is planned to open by end of October, but then again, they’ve already missed two deadlines so who even knows.

Your move, Melbourne.

Image: Twitter / 7 News Sydney