
And so, the thrilling tale of the Aussie bloke who yesterday threw caution to the wind, jumped on his classic early ’00s Razor scooter, and high-tailed it through the Cross City Tunnel in peak hour has come to a close. He turned himself in. It’s over.

“The incident highlights the profound impact on the road network that one person, and the interest generated by this matter shows that the public share that view,” he said.
“Regardless of how the person came to be in the tunnel, their safety was at risk and there was potential for him to be hit or to cause a crash.”
All things considered it’s pretty unlikely that a 42-year-old man from Crows Nest is reading PEDESTRIAN.TV, but if you are mate, please come down and say hi, we’d like to buy you a bevy.
Here’s that footage again:
Photo: 9 News.