Stormy Daniels, the porn star who allegedly had an affair with then-reality TV star Donald Trump, has been absolutely dragging MAGA assholes coming for her on Twitter.
It’s been said by someone far smarter than me that Stormy is swiftly becoming the only person with links to the Trump administration who’s going to walk away from this presidency with any sort of dignity. I wish I could remember who it was but the point stands. She’s holding her head up high while becoming embattled in what could well be one of the bigger scandals of Trump’s presidency: that he used election funds to pay off Stormy to keep quiet about their affair.
But all that attention has, of course, led a bunch of Pepe the Frog-toting, basement masturbating MAGA gronks to send her abuse on Twitter. And Stormy isn’t having a bar of it.
She’s spent the last few hours dragging these cretins on Twitter. It’s not the first time she’s clapped back, but fuck it, it’s a Wednesday, baby, and we’re alive.
Kicking things off is ‘Judy‘, otherwise known as @XenaWebPrincess. Follower count: 19. Went with a simple “slut” as some kind of insult.
https://twitter.com/XenaWebPrincess/status/976155148589264896
And Stormy? Well she kept things nice and simple here.
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 20, 2018
8/10. Good, clean, appropriate for the insult.
Next up we have ‘Jim‘, whose full Twitter name includes #INDEPENDENCE, #BREXIT, #TRUMP and #ROBINSON. Frankly, you’re exhausting me Jim, and that’s before we even get to your terrible takes. Follower count: 1,519. Loves true crime podcasts and has an expired website in his bio.
@StormyDaniels do you have no shame? Even if true, nothing worse than a kiss and tell, knowing he’s married makes you an absolute slapper
— JAMES – ONTHERIGHT (@Jim_OnTheRight) March 20, 2018
And Stormy came in with an answer AND a fun trivia fact about herself.
Shameless….which is also my favorite Garth Brooks song. https://t.co/wi2FzWXGu3
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 20, 2018
Giving this a 7/10. Lacked something in the way of punch but overall a nice effort.
Now here’s ‘Mike Magro‘, also known as @inkedskindawg (must be a tough guy). Follower count: 518. Has a soldier standing in front of an eagle with the U.S. flag superimposed over it for his header pic.
https://twitter.com/inkedskindawg/status/976200725809319936
And Stormy came back with the most horrifying thing I’ve seen yet, PLUS a calm and reasonable explanation of why this is such a big story.
Technically I didn’t sleep with the POTUS 12 years ago. There was no sleeping (hehe) and he was just a goofy reality TV star. But I digress…People DO care that he lied about it, had me bullied, broke laws to cover it up, etc. And PS…I am NOT going anywhere. xoxoxo https://t.co/Js9sEnanIk
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 20, 2018
9.5 / 10!!!!! I took off half a point for “hehe”. No one needed that, Stormy.
Next up, ‘Balen Gupta‘, otherwise known as @GuptaOU812. Has a picture of a cake with a slice cut out of it revealing the U.S. flag colours inside. Twitter bio says “#eating my cake and loving it”, which is both not quite the saying and probably untrue. Follower count: 467.
@StormyDaniels ok, we are down to thirteen minutes elapsed before I don’t have to see you anymore……have some self respect woman and go away. This won’t end well for you in the end because people are not going to admire or like you when the buzz is gone.
— Balen Gupta (@GuptaOU812) March 20, 2018
And Stormy comes in with pure rage.
Do you seriously think I give a flying fuck if people “like” me? I’d have become a kindergarten teacher if that was my goal in life. And for someone who doesn’t want to “see” me, you took the time to come to my twitter and type a message to me? OK https://t.co/McrN8E8aCC
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 20, 2018
Giving this one 9/10 for the humour, anger, and compelling arguments all rolled into one.
But this last one? It takes the goddamn cake (not the one from Balen Gupta’s Twitter pic, though). It’s from ‘Are You Rekt?‘, otherwise known as @CRYPTO_REKT_, an account that markets itself as “a group create(sic) for crypto enthusiast looking to cash in“. Follower count: 31.
We don’t know exactly what he said, because he literally deleted his tweet after Stormy came for him.
Judging by the replies, it was some misspelt version of: “You’re a whore. Get over yourself. I hope you get sued into oblivion.”
And Stormy, being her kind self, offered to edit his tweet for FREE.
Let me help you…. “You’re a whore. Get over yourself. I hope you get sued into oblivion.” https://t.co/mwqWcqap1U
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 20, 2018
11/10 FOR STORMY. Causing someone to delete their tweet because you corrected their spelling is wonderful power.
Anyway, that’s basically it for now. Elsewhere, her 2011 polygraph test which ‘confirmed’ her affair with Trump was released, and you can read all about it here.
