Melbourne is a city full of fornicators fed up with the fickle fences of their own homes. It wasn’t enough that people have already filmed themselves hopping on the line to SexyTown by doing the deed on an ordinary daytime train. Now they’re getting a PHD in gettin’ dat D by engaging in a few extra-curricular activities in University libraries.
Far from being a profoundly awkward fumble by two would-be exhibitionists with more guts than brains (both figuratively and, sadly for the viewing audience, literally) this episode of Indiana Bones and the Last Boob-Raid, was handled, seemingly, by professionals.
Angela White, an Australian adult film star and one time political candidate for, unsurprisingly, the Australian Sex Party, is allegedly the culprit behind this latest co-ed escapade, with filming taking place at La Trobe University’s Bundoora campus.
Victoria Police have issued a response to the alleged incident, which has not, as of yet, found its way onto the malevolent one-handed beast known as the Internet, stating that if the pair were caught in the act they potentially faced charges of wilful and obscene exposure. But since there are, as of press time, no permanent police beats exclusively dedicated to preventing youths from copulating out of wedlock, the law is powerless to prevent this sinful scourge from occurring; thus, the affront to God continues.
La Trobe University, naturally, is outraged. Whilst the Victorian College of the Arts is secretly seething that it didn’t happen on their campus.
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via Herald Sun.
