Straight up: Rolf Harris is a convicted pedophile and an utterly disgusting, unredeemable piece of shit who is in no way silly or entertaining – however: this is weird as shit.
Harris has apparently been making crude prison “didgeridoos” out of toilet paper rolls and match sticks, and playing them as a form of “therapy” in his jail cell in Staffordshire, England.
The guards are constantly confiscating them, probably because a toilet paper roll didgeridoo must produce one of the worst noises known to man.
In his former jail he carved a 3ft long wooden one from bits of wood from the yard but it was confiscated because prisoners aren’t allowed large personal items and that sure sounds like it could double as a weapon.
He’s also reportedly an avid ping pong player and has been trading caricatures of fellow inmates for chocolate.
Harris was sentenced to 5 years and 9 months for 12 counts of indecent assault on four girls between 1969 and 1986 and is 100% going to Hell if it turns out Hell is real.
Source: The Sun.
Photo: Getty Images / Danny Martindale.
