You’ve probably heard of the impending apocalypse, but in case you’ve spent the last 14 hours with your fingers firmly jamming up your ear holes and a chorus of “I’M NO-O-OT LIIIISTENIIING” on repeat, we’re here to inform you that Tony Abbott will be re-contesting his seat of Warringah in the next federal election.
People are reacting accordingly: the public with horror, Eric Abetz with love, and Malcolm Turnbull with an “Ohhhh, for FUCK’S sake, Tony.”
It was Opposition Leader Bill Shorten, however, who really dug the knife in. When asked to comment on Abbott doing a Slim Shady, he drew on his limited pop culture knowledge to say / burn:
“As hard as Malcolm Turnbull tries to get rid of Tony Abbott, he just can’t. He’s worse than the Terminator, he just keeps coming back.”
RENOMINATION FOR WARRINGAHAfter leaving the prime ministership, I said that I would spend some time talking to family,…
Posted by Tony Abbott on Sunday, 24 January 2016
Source: SMH.
Photo: Stefan Postles / Getty.
