Meanwhile, for just one buck you can send Peter Dutton a dirty, dirty Dutton potato with a portion of proceeds going to the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre.
And you can thank the newly established Parliament of Potato for it.
Head on over to potatodutton.com and you’ll find you can purchase one Dirty Dutton Potato for just $1.
As the Parliament of Potato informs, the potatoes will be shipped straight to Dutton’s Electoral Office.
Potatoes will not be shipped to you, all potatoes will be shipped to Peter Dutton. The Parliament of Potato will donate a portion of all potato profits to the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre.
Or, if you want to, you can buy a Dozen Dirty Duttons for 10 bucks – the choice is yours.
So, how does it work?
Well, the Potato Dutton team found a way to order the spuds from a supermarket within 10 kilometres of Dutton’s office which means shipping is absolutely free.
As well as supporting asylum seekers, Potato Dutton is committed to supporting our Aussie farmers.
The Parliament of Potato’s Chief Potato Officer told PEDESTRIAN.TV:
“Australian politics is pretty baked right now, but this campaign is no joke. We are deadly serious about delivering these beautiful, starchy golden nuggets right to the doorstep of the biggest spud of them all.
“We are serious about supporting Australian farmers and serious about donating profits to refugees in need.
“Our Government might be distracted from the real issues right now, but that doesn’t mean us small fries can’t send our pollies a big message (and a few potatoes).”
potatodutton.com to send Peter Dutton a dirty Dutton.
In case you missed it, Australian politics is a bloody shitshow right now. Dutton has challenged Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s leadership again, Scott Morrison’s reportedly getting in on the action as is Julie Bishop, maybe – who knows?
Australian Greens leader Richard Di Natale, fed up with whatever the hell is going on, took to the Senate today with an explosive and scalding speech directed at the Liberal Party. In it, he voiced a majority of our thoughts and if you haven’t watched it already, you can do so below.
Richard Di Natale's speech in the Senate just now was straight fire
"We have kids in a catatonic state because they had given up hope, locked away in those offshore hellholes. What is the Liberal Party doing? Focusing on vengeance, on payback. Focusing on themselves." pic.twitter.com/AViuVb5Ooc
— Josh Butler (@JoshButler) August 23, 2018