Scientists Unearth 1,500-Year-Old Mummy Wearing Fre$h As Hell Kicks

Scientists in the Altai Mountains, Mongolia have unearthed a 1,500-year-old mummy in a discovery heralded as an important insight into Mongolian life and Turkic burial rituals. But internet commenters are more concerned with THOSE FRE$$$H AS HELL KICKS.
Sneakerheads on Liveleak were baffled by the mummy’s footwear, which appeared to bear the signature stripes of OG Adidas boots. “The mummy had on some Adidas in the first pic?” said one commenter, probably massively pissed that they forgot to line up a day early for these grails.
WHAT.
ARE.
THOOOOOSE.

B. Sukhbaatar, researcher at Khovd university, praised the significance of the find. “This is a very rare phenomenon. These finds show us the beliefs and rituals of Turkiks.” All well and good, but this hypebeast did not divulge where the mummy sourced these fresh high tops. We got a theory:
So important to remember that as well as being a symbol of human culture in its making, these ancient peoples also understood the innate power of TITE STREET STYLE.
Source: The Sun.
Image: Khovd University.

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