In case you missed the absolute chaos that is the White House at the moment, Trump fired his brand new communications director Anthony Scaramucci after just ten days in office.
It’s hard to feel sympathetic for the guy – or “The Mooch”, as he is ickily called – after telling a reporter he’s not in the White House to “suck my own cock”, texting his wife “congratulations” on the birth of their child, and successfully ousting the former Chief of Staff Reince Preibus. (Probably, anyway.)
actually it’s fucking hilarious
— Virgil Texas (@virgiltexas) July 31, 2017
The point is, the Mooch is an absolute cretin and his firing is something quite wonderful to behold. And since folks are having quite a chuckle over the whole fiasco, here’s the best jokes we’ve seen yet.
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/892136475852128256
https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/892139771044151296
Scaramucci can now reinse his own preibus
— dunking dad (@dunkingdad) July 31, 2017
It is sobering statistic that 7 out of 10 Americans will serve as Donald Trump’s White House Communications Director.
— Tabatha Southey 🇺🇦 (@TabathaSouthey) July 31, 2017
the Defense of the Dark Arts job is notoriously cursed
— . (@swordsjew) July 31, 2017
“Hey kid wanna be director of communications?” pic.twitter.com/037d0M9I0q
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 31, 2017
Scaramucci, we barely knewcci.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) July 31, 2017
At this rate Dancing With the Stars can have a whole “Trump castoffs” season.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 31, 2017
More than a few people have made the ‘How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days’ joke…
How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2003) pic.twitter.com/cM84hhrUQY
— Jessica Goldstein (@jessicagolds) July 31, 2017
I love the internet #Scaramucci pic.twitter.com/IFOHtpF9s7
— Sam Ewing (@Toda_tica) July 31, 2017
…including the queen Kate Hudson herself.
And like, forty thousand people have made the ‘I’ve got milk that’s lasted longer that Scaramucci’ joke.
https://twitter.com/wine_mum_/status/892140990781206528
But nothing, nothing is funnier than this, a real incident where Scaramucci was accidentally listed as dead.
i’m hyperventilating pic.twitter.com/h47Kp4ZMPI
— Roko’s Brocialist (@bombsfall) July 31, 2017
There is but one joke left to make.
A great day at the White House!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 31, 2017
