Sasha Obama might have a secret Twitter account.
President Obama let slip on his youngest’s tweeting habits earlier today, while degenerating the terrible, terrible tweeting habits of one Donald Trump. According to The Boston Globe, he said: “Everybody can tweet, but nobody knows what it takes to do the job until you’ve sat behind the desk. I mean, Sasha tweets, but she doesn’t think that she should thereby be sitting behind the desk.”
Sasha, however, doesn’t have Twitter. Which means either the 44th President of the United States is a liar… or she has a secret Twitter.
Everyone lost their shit.
what if sasha obama is secretly behind here come dat boy, ted cruz/zodiac killer and literally every great meme of the last year
— Sam Escobar (@myhairisblue) July 5, 2016
Plot twist: Sasha Obama is Sasha Fierce and has been Beyonce this whole time.
— Elizabeth’s Cousin (@thacondition) July 5, 2016
I cannot hide in the shadows any longer. Everyone, it is I, Sasha Obama.
— Aaron Edwards (@aaronmedwards) July 5, 2016
Sasha Obama secretly tweets and ghostwrote the last three Drake albums.
— Tim Duffy. (@TimDuffy) July 5, 2016
Frank Ocean’s new album will be released exclusively through Sasha Malia’s Twitter account.
— Lindsey Adler (@Lahlahlindsey) July 5, 2016
White House statement on behalf of Sasha Obama: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD”
— Lindsey Adler (@Lahlahlindsey) July 5, 2016
i’m actually sasha obama
— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) July 5, 2016
Neither Michelle nor Barack have come forward to confirm or deny the allegations, nor as Sasha Obama rightfully identified herself as Sasha Fierce. We’ll keep you updated as and when.
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