Cosmopolis hunk Robert Pattinson went to the Go Go Awards, a real thing that actually exists, overnight in Los Angeles, and brought with him his exciting new haircut Robert Pattinson’s new haircut.
The internet has since struggled to come to terms with his ‘drastic’ new look, because the never-ending news cycle rolls ever forwards, demanding fresh viral blood, but … we’re kind of feeling it?
Pattinson’s lank locks are a tousled party out front …
… but just like a prohibition-era speakeasy, you rap three times on the wall to discover that the real party is taking place out back.
That landing strip is the equivalent of a bathtub full of bootleg hooch, a dart board with a picture of the mayor, and a line of flapper girls twerking to a loud, anachronistic Jay-Z song.
Whether it was the influence of his fashion-forward new girlfriend FKA Twigs, or whether he just wanted to give his old mate the mole somebody to play with, we’re all about this tactile new look.
Our only question is what the hell this haircut is called, so we can ask for one next time.
Images via MTV
