The year is 2017, and the latest meme currently propelling the internet into fits of delight is taken from a porno.
At first glance, it doesn’t appear as though this woman eating her salad is in a porn film. Surely this is a sweet, innocent after-school drama and this girl is being told she can’t go to the big party unless she completes her assignment?
No. It’s porn.
“You don’t have a shirt on…” she says, cluing in.
One of the dudes says, “No, it’s a bit hot, honey.” I think he might be her dad.
“Wait a minute, do you guys have pants on? Are you guys fucking?” she says, getting incensed.
“Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?“
“noooooo.” – salad.
After that phrase went viral for a few days, it quickly became – as all things do – a wonderful, all-encompassing meme.
it's still only Wednesday? are you serious?! right in front of my salad pic.twitter.com/tmqd6CnTin— repeat•to•fade (@repeattofade) August 2, 2017
Are you guys really going to start talking about back to school? Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?? pic.twitter.com/UFPmnJqGES— Jamie Ridolfo (@JamieRidolfo) August 2, 2017
Priest: you may now kiss the bride— Apollo (@thisisapollo) August 2, 2017
Me, from the back pew, forking romaine lettuce and croutons into my mouth: RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?
you guys still acting like you have a legitimate reason to hate Beyonce?? really?? right in front of my salad pic.twitter.com/Ov9B9p2qMj— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) August 2, 2017
Right in front of my salad?! pic.twitter.com/QX9PfLid1h— Ira Madison III (@ira) August 2, 2017
Obviously, it didn’t work out too well for some.
me: lol why is "Right in front of my salad" trending— Tommy Amezcua (@tamezcua83) July 31, 2017
Curious me: *looks it up*
Me when the screen loads: pic.twitter.com/E0mCPzUDKm
I was so confused on what RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD was than I checked…. pic.twitter.com/heVEPmb1bn— kurls (@pvssionfrvit) July 31, 2017
Here’s the clip – before it gets taken down, anyway. NSFW obvs, but it’s also not suuuuper graphic. Plus it promotes healthy eating, so.