Today in that’s so Queensland: a 38 year old Queensland man of questionable judgement and righteous ingenuity has allegedly been caught drink-driving a motorised esky containing 10 tallies of beer, two bags of cask wine, and up to six cans of Woodstock bourbon because goodness grief have you seen the snakes out there?
The man, who authorities witnessed riding the chillest mode of personal transportation ever devised by man down the Charlton Esplanade, Harvey Bay at approximately 4.45pm Friday afternoon, was subsequently breath-tested and blew a 0.305%, a reading of about six times the legal limit.
“It is a serious issue due to one, the amount of alcohol he had on him at the time and two, in relation to those using these motorised devices that can cause serious injury to themselves or other people.”
Don’t do changing, Queensland.
