Logan, south of Brisbane, is the new champion of personalised numberplates, according to figures from Personalised Plates Queensland, the organisation who work with the Department of Transport and Main Roads to manufacture those very same plates.

Of course they know the stats! They’re the ones selling them to you.

Anywho, the region is home to the top three suburbs in the race to purchase the most personalised plates: Daisy Hill, Slacks Creek and Jimboomba, making up about 10% of all sales, or 75,000 plates. 

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For the last four years, 2013-2016, it was the Gold Coast at the top of the pack, the suburb of Southport way out in the lead. 

So if you want reclaim your crown, Gold Coast, you gotta up your game. It is 100% possible for you to get the number plate MEMELRD today for just $3295, or to start a layby for $824 (*subject to PPQ approval). 

It might look something like this in the stylish colour combo of your choosing (choosing maroon today for obvs reasons): 

QLD’s Logan Declared Epicentre Of Our Most Bogan Invention: Personalised Pl8s

That’s a bloody bargain. 

*Arguably it will be approved, because it’s not really inappropriate or offensive according to PPQ’s guidelines, which just say that you can’t be obscene or promote unsafe behaviour, or be racist and offensive. There’s nothing offensive about MEMELRD. If they were to stop manufacture or recall, they’d charge you a hundred, which could be worse actually. 

U bloody asshole m8. ?? @shellstar80

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Source: The Courier-Mail