PSA: If You Bought Condoms On Groupon, You May Have A Baby En Route


If you, for whatever reason, bought your condoms in bulk via Groupon, definitely do not use them. You thrifty sex maniac, you!
There’s been a cock-up/recall on condoms sold on the deal site between March 12th and April 10th. Turns out they were branded as Durex, but they’re counterfeit condoms and have defects that can result in pregnancy and sexually-transmitted infections. 
Apparently Groupon have contacted all purchasers but we were just putting it out there in case you haven’t checked your emails lately, because you’ve been too busy going to bone-town.
So, if you don’t want to cause the next Baby Boomer-esque ‘Groupon Generation‘, (which, presumably, you don’t if you’re buying frangers) then go buy some more. Now.

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