
Too long ago? Right. Let’s fix that.
The aftermath of the UK’s decision to leave the European Union has had a few lil’ consequences – the PM is resigning, the Pound has tanked, and Scotland is absolutely fuming.
Unlike England, the northern folks would have been quite happy to keep their EU membership, thank you very much.
In fact, so pissed are they, first minister and Scottish National Party (SNP) leader Nicola Sturgeon is considering a follow-up to 2014’s failed Scottish independence referendum.
.@NicolaSturgeon: my guiding principle is to protect Scotland’s interests, independence is one option #Murnaghan https://t.co/rqn4BCprs2
— Murnaghan (@SkyMurnaghan) June 26, 2016
SNP seek to divide Scotland and ruin our economy in pursuit of their Constitutional obsessions
— David Coburn MEP (@DavidCoburnUKip) June 26, 2016
Irony is dead. https://t.co/rafuFtZGuz
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 26, 2016
Alright, the story would be grand if it ended there, but nooope. Deep breaths, people. Coburn replied… with this:
@jk_rowling one of my favourite authors has retweeted me
— David Coburn MEP (@DavidCoburnUKip) June 26, 2016

The replies to that nugget of fanboy-blinded internet shame are as numerous as they are savage, and we have neither the inclination nor the heart to list them all here. The damage is done.
Source: Twitter.
Photo: Ben A. Pruchnie / Getty.