How much do you have in your bank account right at this very moment? Not very much, huh. Me neither, but at least we’re peasants together.
Now, the people who are not in our special peasant club, are the following ten people. They made the top 10 of the BRW Young Rich List. These people have stupid amounts of cash, you guys. To put their wealth in perspective, Miranda Kerr is 79th on the same list. SEVETY NINTH.
The BRW Rich List Top 10 are:
1 & 2 – Mike Cannon Brookes and Scott Farquhar
Image via BRW.
These blokes own Atlassian, one of the biggest software companies in the world. Recently, the seventh annual Atlassian user summit conference thingo sold out within minutes, people froth on their shit. It’s mental as balls. We’d be grinning like chumps too.
3 – Paul Blackburne
Image: Simon Santi via The West Australian.
This sauve-lookin’ bloke is a WA property developer, and a debutante on the list. Look at the cheeky grin on him, he’s bloody stoked.
4 & 5 – Dave Greiner & Ben Richardson
Image via Signal v Noise.
These younguns created this hectic EDM monitoring software that big companies like Coca Cola use. Look at how young they are! This is just silly, ya’ll should still be begging your mum to loan ya a fiddy to pay rent (then you actually buy a few schooners and pack of darts with it).
6 – Radek Sali
Image: Tess Follett via Herald Sun.
CEO of Swisse. He sold a shitload of the company and made megabucks. He can now afford approximately a trillion more gorgey miniature Dachshunds, which is a totally solid investment and a very good reason to be grinning like a damn idiot on a beach.
7 – Johnathan Hallinan
Image: Gabriel Saunders via The Australian.
This bloke’s the owner of BPM Construction & Property Development Group. We’re not sure why he’s so broody in that photo, perhaps he is hatching an evil plan to knock the first six people off the top of the list? Cheer up matey, think about all the dogs and rainbows and wine you can buy!
8 – Tim Gurner
Image: BRW.
This guys a property developer too, and did some huge thing in Brisbane‘s Fortitude Valley or some shit. Apparently he is in a brood-off with the last bloke – does being wealthy make one broody? Awwww c’mon mates, everything is okay. Let’s go down to the pub and talk about it (all the rounds are on you, you rich bastards).
9 – Simon Clausen
Image via BRW.
Old mate here is an IT developer who made PC Tools, and he’s been on ~tha list~ since 2008 because Symantec bought the software from him and gave him shit-tonnes of moolah. He also has a mad decent property portfolio in Sydney, which explains that hekkers grin he’s laying down.
10 – Patrick Grove
This profesh-lookin’ bugger snuck into the top 10 by owning a bunch of different companies in Asia, including iflix, which is known as ‘the Netflix of Asia’. So, no wonder he’s bloody loaded. But Grove also teaches us a valuable lesson: no amount of ca$$$h money can hide your adorable but embarro Myspace photos:
There’s 90 other people in the BRW Young Rich List too, but they are getting their special congratulations and medal tomozza, which you’ll be able to see on BRW.com.au.
Now, we’d recommend not looking at your pathetic bank account balance for at least 24 hours, to avoid severe depression. Nice one.
via BRW.
