Get ready for a non-stop self-love boink-a-thon, friends: Pornhub just launched a free Virtual Reality category.

THE FUTURE. It arrived, and looks nothing like this:

Pornhub Just Launched Virtual Reality Porn & The Reviews Are Wild

Pornhub announced the news today that they’d partnered with VR porn store DaBoink (!!!!) to bring you the fully immersive, 360-degree content, free of charge.

“Virtual reality is the next phase in the constantly metamorphosing world of adult entertainment, and will provide users with a mesmeric experience unlike anything they’ve seen before,” said Pornhub vice president Corey Price, who no shade must be a fucking riot at dinner parties.

“Now, our users are not only able to view our content, but be protagonists in the experience and interact with their favourite porn stars.”

Pornhub Just Launched Virtual Reality Porn & The Reviews Are Wild

^^^ 360-degree McMansions you’ll never afford ^^^

Metamorphosing is the right word – according to a review by Gizmodo writer Adam Clark Estes, the perceptive somethings gets so skewed that “at time, the female actress looked like a giant. Not my thing, but I’m sure somebody in this twisted world would love to fuck a 50-foot-tall woman.”

In fact, Pornhub’s VR channel has garnered coverage right across the tech media board, and the reviews are wild. Here’s one from Motherboard:

“It was certainly easy for me to browse Pornhub on my iPhone, drop it in the cardboard shell, and start watching virtual reality porn, but as we’ve previously reported, what this method gains in accessibility it more than loses in video quality, comfort, and overall user experience.

“At the time of writing Motherboard only had access to one point-of-view video preview, where the viewer is in the body of a man having sex with pornstar Aletta Ocean. It was a 180 degree video, meaning that moving your head around doesn’t do anything. Overall, it didn’t seem like the virtual reality element added much to the experience. At this point, it’s also not clear what kind and how many videos the Pornhub virtual reality category will offer.”

Unfortch. at this point, free VR porn is only accessible if you enjoy getting off to naked women and either having or pretending to have a dick; it’s male POV, with female adult actresses. That being said, no industry pumps out more product faster than the adult one, so just give it time. A week, maybe.

To keep the celebrations coming, Pornhub are also giving away 10,000 free pairs of Google Cardboard goggles if you sign up here.

Happy long weekend, everybody.

Pornhub Just Launched Virtual Reality Porn & The Reviews Are Wild

Photo: DaBoink / Facebook.