Sydney police have issued a wanted alert to high-five question two women involved in a scrag fight with Sophie & Vernesa, the pneumatic faces of the rapidly deflating Channel 10 dramality series The Shire.
The bitch fit between Vernesa Toroman, Sophie Kalantzis and “two women in their mid 20s of Middle Eastern appearance with long dark hair” went down on Wednesday at Rhodes Shopping Centre. One of the women is said to have pulled a knife from the back pocket of her “red or orange coloured pants,” which is ridiculous a) because those pants sounds pretty atrocious; b) because everyone knows you keep your knife in a Lara Croft-style thigh-mounted sheath for easy access and reduced chance of self-harm; and c) her pants were neither red or orange, but yellow.
Not to worry though, they’re okay. Phew.
Police have identified the women from CCTV footage but have been unable to contact the pair, who haven’t been at home but have been in touch with The Daily Telegraph to clear the air: “We are just two university students trying to live an honest life and do the right thing.” Here are some other artist’s impressions of what might’ve happened.
If you have any information on the two women, contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000. Here’s one way to get them to come home.
