Grown Man Peter Dutton Says His Left-Wing Detractors Are “Dead To Me”

When all this is over, and Peter Dutton is finally show the door at Parliament House to return from whence he came, a final, tiny whine will escape in the wind.

“I…..am…. noooot…….. owned…!!!”

Sadly, it is not this day, but we have a taster for what might come: today, Dutton went on 2GB Radio to slag off all his critics since this “save the white South African farmers” business came to light.

(Quick note – we’re not saying that persecuted people shouldn’t be helped specifically because they’re white. We – and a lot of other people – are saying that it’s deeply suspicious Dutton is coming in red hot to save a bunch of white people when, as just one example, the Rohingya are literally facing an ethnic cleansing by the Myanmar military as we speak.)

Dutton embodied the true spirit of the messy white bitch who loves drama by declaring that journalist at the ABC, the Guardian and the Huffington Post are “dead to me” for their reporting.

NORMAL COUNTRY, FOLKS.

“The ABC and others report these things how they want to report them and how they want to interpret them,” he told 2GB this morning.

“There’s lots of outrage. Some of the crazy lefties at the ABC and on The Guardian, Huffington Post, express concern and draw mean cartoons about me and all the rest of it.

“They don’t realise how completely dead they are to me. So we just get on with making the decisions that we need to.”

It bears resemblance to one of the greatest – and so frequently relevant – tweets in all of history.

But all that being said and done, it’s extremely great and not at all concerning that Dutton, being one of the most powerful players in the government, is brushing off criticism from left-leaning publications like they’re his “haters”.

He’s going to forge ahead with his plan to “save the white South African farmers” (about which even the South African government has told him to piss off), and we’ll have to keep things in the perspective he refuses to acknowledge.

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