HOLY SHIT: Pete Davidson Put A Ring On Ariana Grande The Day They Met

You’ve got to admire Pete Davidson‘s Big Dick Energy.

In his just-released interview with GQ, Davidson said he proposed to Ariana Grande the day he met her, in what can only be described as a bold, yet awe-inspiring, move. It obviously wasn’t that brash, or maybe it was – let’s let Davidson explain.

“The day I met her, I was like, ‘Hey, I’ll marry you tomorrow.’ I sent her a picture [of engagement rings]. I was like, ‘Do you like any of these?’ She was like, ‘Those are my favourite ones,’ and I was like, ‘Sick.’”

Hey, when you know, you know. No wonder the duo got engaged after just three weeks of dating.

In the interview, Davidson is real candid about knowing his place in the relationship, especially when considering it was Grande who bought their $16 million Manhattan apartment. He also said that, even though she may have paid for the entirety of the apartment, he’s the one who’s in charge of stocking the fridge.

“She’s like, ‘This is our house,’ and I’m like, ‘You’re very nice for saying that. Thank you for letting me stay here.’ She’s like, “We’re getting married!’ And I’m like, ‘I know, thank you for letting me stay here.’”

Good man. In the wise words of Nicki Minaj, “you could be the King, but watch the Queen conquer.”

First, Ari and Pete, then the Biebs and Hailey Baldwin. We want our ring.

TBH, any of us would have done the same thing if we were in Davidson’s position. The haters are in denial. Either way, Mac Miller and Big Sean are quaking.