Perth Hero Legit Named Darren Douché Nabs Monster Crayfish During Supermoon

Sometimes life can feel mundane. With all the terrible things that happen in the world, it’s easy to believe there’s no magic to our existence, there’s no beauty – just an endless stream of terrible events that keep happening until you die. But sometimes, a miracle happens.
Sometimes, in a year whose news has been dominated by a divisive, ugly US election that culminated in the worst possible outcome, in a world full hate and fear, something beautiful happens: a man named Darren Douché catches a monstrously large crayfish by the light of the supermoon. That sentence alone should be our new national anthem.
Darren Douché (whose name is absolutely real, I checked once I finished crying with laughter and immediately began crying with laughter again when I confirmed it) posted a photo in the Sea Creatures Spearfishing Facebook group of himself and the monstrous beast who, in lieu of being named by Darren, I have dubbed “Zoidberg“.
Zoidberg weighed in at a whopping 3.08kg, with a carapace that was a formidable 170mm thick and (I assume) completely bulletproof.
Apparently, for a bunch of reasons I don’t really understand, the supermoon creates ideal conditions for catching crayfish during malting season. Amazing.
Darren Douché, we salute you.
Source: WA Today.
Photo: Facebook.

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