Don’t you hate it when you spend hours getting ready for the red-carpet event of the year, only to have everyone liken the dress you wore to a fkn vagina?
Just ask Edwina Bartholomew, presenter for ‘Sunrise’, who sent Aussies into a tailspin after she posted a photo from the Oscars red carpet – where she was reporting live – wearing an ice-blue Rachel Gilbert dress ft. questionable front-detailing.
IT’S A VAGINA.
NO IT’S A VULVA. VAGINA’S ARE BUMPY AND THIS FABRIC IS SMOOTH.
WHY IS THERE A UTERUS ON YOUR DRESS?
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POINT OUT THE VAGINA I CAN’T SEE IT.
^^^^ all legitimate Instagram comments, we assure you.
Before she knew what was happening, #vajajaygate was trending around the country; she even went on the Kyle & Jackie O show to talk about it, admitting her producer had pointed out that she looked to be wearing a reproductive organ before she went on air.
“He said “it looks like a vagina”. I did think it was going to happen, (that someone would say it) but I got through the whole day and no one said it… I did think that they might call it ‘the vagina dress’ but I still wore it anyway!”
Gird yourself for the next line…
“I wish I had an icy blue silk vagina!”
AND THEN:
My girlfriend’s vagina is trending number one on Google right now #vajayjaygate pic.twitter.com/kYuDu5Tjtx
— Neil Varcoe (@neilwrites) March 1, 2016
Anyway, that was the end of it. Except it wasn’t.
#vajajaygate is now trending GLOBALLY, after a bunch of O/S media outlets picked up the story.
The New Zealand Herald, Cosmopolitan UK, Huffington Post UK, The Sun, Metro, Marie Claire UK, Daily Mail – no one will shut up about the folds of Edwina’s… dress.
We cunt even deal.
Photo: Instagram / @edwina_b.
