Oh Good! AusPost Is Now Delivering Parcels Using Tiny Winged Deathbots

Great. Wonderful. As if we needed any other reason to fear the skies – it has BATS and shit in it already, FFS.


AusPost continues to blindly paw at modernisation options as the Government-regulated snail mail model struggles to keep up with waning demand and changing consumer habits.
And part of that plan will see people in Melbourne get some of their parcels delivered by specially fitted drones. Because lord knows putting your ASOS order close to four high-speed spinning blades is a plan where *literally nothing* could possibly go wrong.
The trial, launched today, will see customers given the option to sign up for the “safe drop” delivery method – which will give the option of inputting an alternate delivery address if the regular one is unsuitable (y’know, apartments and such).
The drones will deliver small parcels, limited to medications and other “time critical” items direct to people’s homes in a closed-field trial that will assess the viability of the technology.

AusPost managing director Ahmed Fahour confirmed the move in a statement issued by the mail carrier earlier today:


“Australia Post has been adapting to changing customer needs and new technological advancements for over 200 years. This trial is another exciting example of how we’re looking to the future with emerging technologies to make life easier for our customers.”


“We’re excited to be the first major parcels and logistics company in Australia to test RPA technology for commercial delivery applications. We will put this innovative technology through its paces over the coming weeks and months to understand what it can deliver, how far it can travel, and ultimately, how our customers could receive a parcel.”


“RPA technology will continue to evolve over the coming years and while we’re not sure what role it will play in our future, we do think there are opportunities for time-critical deliveries or where there are significant distances between the road and front door.”

Cool. Great. So we’re just gonna have to deal with these veritable flying knife squadrons handling our precious cargo.
At the very least, those parcel delivery notices will get a hell of a lot spicier in a big hurry.
Source: Australia Post.

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