Obama Is Now On Twitter, Is Receiving A Lot Of “Fist Me Daddy” Requests

President Barack Obama joined Twitter yesterday, under the handle @POTUS (President of the United States). 

He has been on Twitter for less than 24 hours. So far, he’s gotten 1.5 million followers, thrown delightful shade towards Bill Clinton, blocked the ‘Meninist’ account, and received a helluva lot of sexual tweets. 
Obviously, Bill might soon be the first male First Lady (First Man?) of the United States, if his wife Hillary Clinton becomes the first female President. So when he tweeted at Prez this morning, Obama’s quick wit was brought into play:
Obviously, this is all a tongue-in-cheek harmless bit of fun, seeing as Obama and Hillary Clinton are both Democrats, and Obama has been vocal about supporting her campaign to be the next President. But we bet it still made Bill feel quite small; probably as small as Obama is motioning in the image above this article. 
But we digress; the President has put up with a lot in the past 24 hours, so we don’t blame him for getting a bit sassy. The general public have of course realised, that they can now tweet anything at the President. And because this is ~the internet~ most of the tweets are… somewhat sexual:

The White House, seeing as it’s technically their handle, have come forward to say that all tweets are, obviously, monitored and saved. Their Online Privacy Policy reads as follows:
On Twitter, the White House automatically archives “tweets” from official White House accounts, “direct messages” sent to or from official White House accounts, and “mentions” (tweets from other users to official White House accounts; these tweets contain an @ and the username of an official White House account (e.g., @WhiteHouse).
So it has been logged that Twitter user ‘LiamBallinger0’ would like the President of the United States to ‘fist him’ and ‘make him his bitch’. Let’s keep this mind when tweeting at the world’s most powerful people, shall we? No? Okay, carry on then.
Oh yeah, and he’s also received many a brownie point for blocking the infamous mens rights activist ‘Meninist’ account:

Obama, for just one day on Twitter, you, or your designated @POTUS team, or whoever – has done bloody well. 

via Gawker & Twitter 
Image: Nicholas Kamm via Getty Images

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