If you thought the worst possible outcome of having someone return your lost wallet to you was that they may have seen your loyalty card to Dan’s Dildo Emporium which is only one hole-punch away from a free set of anal beads, think again.
A NSW bloke whose day went a bit downhill when he drove onto the Pacific Highway near Raymond Terrace with his wallet on the roof of his car, found it turning to absolute shit when some police chased him down to return it, only to discover, like, HEAPS of crimes.
The 26-year-old man, who cops simply wanted to return a wallet too, allegedly acted intoxicated after being pulled over, causing cops to search his car, discovering over $100,000 in cash, a quantity of the drug ice, some cannabis and a knife.
Yeah, that’s a bunch of crimes my dude.
The man who lives in Lismore was taken in and charged by the cops who are apart of an ongoing anti-bikie task force called Strike Force Raptor, which I can’t figure out if that’s the lamest or the best team name I’ve ever heard.
Old mate was granted conditional bail to front Raymond Terrace Local Court on April 16.
