Millennial, by all accounts, aren’t massive fans of cereal. According to the New York Times, 40% of people aged 20 – 30 don’t eat cereal because they hate the cleanup required afterwards.
Funny, huh? Turns out we were right all along. A Kellogg’s factory worker in Memphis, Tennessee uploaded a video of himself pissing on products on the production line and uploaded it to WorldStarHipHop.com.
Apparently the, uh, affected cereals are mostly in the Rice Krispies line of products. We call them Rice Bubbles and – luckily for Australians – we produce ’em locally. Those who yearned for a simple, rice-based cereal with zero piss in it have had their dreams cruelly denied.
According to the company, the incident occurred back in 2014, so… they’ve probably already been eaten, hey? Or they’re sitting on someone’s pantry shelf in America somewhere.
“Kellogg takes this situation very seriously and we were shocked and deeply disappointed by this video that we just learned of yesterday,” spokesperson Kris Charles said. “Food quality is of the utmost importance to Kellogg Company. We are outraged by this completely unacceptable situation, and we will work closely with authorities to prosecute to the full extent of the law.”
Yowza. Let’s hope… that doesn’t happen again?
Image: Getty Images / Roberto Machado Noa.