“All the kids from daycare are in dreamland. The froggie has made his last leap. Hell no you can’t go to the bathroom, you know where you can go? The fuck to sleep.” Quite simply Go The Fuck To Sleep is a profanity-laced picture book which brings some much needed levity to the nightly rage of putting your kids to sleep. From beginnings as a well-received Facebook rant, the book is now an Amazon bestseller thanks to an extensive word of mouth campaign and the novel thrill of swearing at kids in rhyme (we’re just guessing here). Endorsements from Jonathan Lethem and David Byrne soon followed as did an audiobook voiced by Samuel L. Jackson. The local equivalent comes from Play School alumni Noni Hazlehurst who punctuates all those soothing maternal vibes with emphatically deployed swears and oh my god our fucking brains are about to explode!!!

Kids, today’s letter of the day is “F”.