Oh lordy. This will never end, will it?
The Kim Kardashian Nude Selfie Mural – which shall henceforth be referred to as KKNSM for brevity – in Cremorne, Melbourne, has been a lightning rod for attention (lol).
A newly installed CCTV camera – yes, this is the level we’ve come to – caught a black-hooded vandal spray-painting the words ‘No Fat Chicks‘ over the black bar covering Kim’s vaginal region.
Clever, that bloke. Real original. We are curious, however – did you mean to imply that Kim was fat? Or did you just pull that one out of your Year 8 school diary for the approval of high-fiving dude-bros?
There can really only be three endings here:
- The artist behind the mural, @lushsux, will get sick and tired of redoing his own work, and cover it up.
- The CCTV footage will become a constant art installation, kind of like the app that lets you watch people try and recreate the iconic Beatles album cover over at the Abbey Road road.
- We all get bored and scuttle along on our respective life paths.
Here’s hoping for the last option.