Mourn For Naomi Watts, Felled By Inglorious Shunning On The Oscars Red Carpet

True is the oft-cited quote by Oscar Wilde – “There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”
Truer, then, is the proverb we summarily coin right now – “If your publicist can’t stop you from getting passed over by Ryan Seacrest for Miles Teller on the Oscars red carpet, you’re as good as boned.
Enter thusly the soon-to-be retrenched publicist of Naomi Watts, pulling a simply uncanny impression of Felicia, for whom Seacrest reserves this most epic of “Bye‘s”.
To wit:

Don’t cry for her, she’s already dead.

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