Miley Cyrus & Kaitlynn Carter Just Gave Brody Jenner A Fkn Weed Bouquet For His Bday

The Brody Jenner/Kaitlynn Carter/Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth situation is Cooked with a capital C, but Brody’s birthday gift just took that to a new level. According to People, Kaitlynn and her rumoured new romantic gal pal Miley Cyrus just gave the 36-year-old a weed bouquet for his birthday.

I guess they’re still best buds, even if they’re no longer married?

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Brody Jenner, who is my birthday twin, turned 36 yesterday and shared the joint gift on his Instagram story.

“Miley and Kaitlynn, you guys really stepped it up on this one,” Jenner says in the video. “You know my favorite company of all time.”

Obviously, they live in California, so weed is legal and you can buy your pals a marijuana gift box or a bud bouquet for their birthday.

“I have never seen one of these in my entire life. Oh my god,” he said. “Happy birthday to me.”

Like any birthday gift, there was a card attached, which read,“Brody, WEED like to wish you a happy birthday! Love you! Miley + Kaitlynn.”

According to Lowell Farms, the dispensary that sold the gift, the bouquet costs approximately $1000USD. So it looks like Brody Jenner is going to have a relaxed birthday to say the least.

But it appears this isn’t a weird get back at your ex moment, because the couples were friends before their breakups. According to Brody’s The Hills costar Ashley Wahler, “[Kaitlynn] and Miley and Liam and Brody would always hang out together.” So it looks like they’re all just good friends that occasionally make out with each other. *prays that Brody Jenner and Liam Hemsworth get together for a fucked Hollywood version of wife swap*

Brody took to Instagram last week to clear the air about the split and defend his ex-wife against the intense internet scrutiny.

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The breakup was apparently pretty amicable, so we shouldn’t be too surprised by the joint gift. But if my ex and their rumoured new romantic interest bought me a weed bouquet less than a month after our public breakup, well… I don’t know how I’d react.

I mean, nothing says “we broke up and now I’m romantically tied to Miley Cyrus” quite like a weed bouquet, does it?

The gift comes just hours after the news broke that the Miley/Liam divorce has officially been filed. But Miley wasn’t going to wallow in self pity, instead she was busy on more important things like *checks notes* buying weed bouquets.

Sometimes you’ve gotta cut your ex off, other times you’ve gotta buy him some bud for his birthday. It’s called balance.