Well there it is, team. US vice president Mike Pence is coming to Australia. Let’s unite as a nation and dack him in front of a bunch of girls, forcing him to resign from his post in utter shame and disgrace.
During his trip, the vice-president will emphasise President Trump’s continued commitment to US alliances and partnerships in the Asia-Pacific region, highlight the administration’s economic agenda, and underscore America’s unwavering support for our troops at home and abroad.
He’ll be landing in Sydney on April 22. The statement laid out Pence’s itinerary and agenda during his trip:
Vice-President Pence will also meet with Foreign Minister Julie Bishop and Opposition Leader Bill Shorten, along with US and Australian service members.Focusing again on American businesses, jobs, and the economy, Vice-President Pence will join a listening session and give remarks to the US and Australian business community.
Again – I stress the absolute importance of dacking Mike Pence upon his arrival onto our golden shores. This is so, so important.