Microsoft Releases A Bot That Captions Your Photos & Isn’t Racist (Yet)

Oh sweet baby Jesus. Has Microsoft transitioned to a company that exclusively designs crappy AI bots? Do they still make software? 

The MSOFT cognitive team, baulking under the backlash after their disastrous ‘Tay AI’ Twitter bot (who turned very racist after mere days) have released another crappy bot. 
This one is named ‘CaptionBot‘, and thankfully, it’s not racist. It’s just very fucking stupid. 
Please enjoy the following confused tweets from people who used the bot to see if it could caption their photos:

So, we here at PEDESTRIAN.TV gave it a red hot go, with some of the featured images from today’s news stories.
Okay, okay… that last one is pretty spot on. 
Regardless, can someone check on Microsoft‘s employees and make sure they’re okay? I think they need a hug. 
You can give CaptionBot.ai a shot here: www.captionbot.ai
Source: CaptionBot
Photo: Twitter

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