Well folks, it’s that time of year again. The big day. The holly day. The Red Boy arrives. It’s Chrimbo. It’s Crimmus. It’s Cramplew. Mates… it’s bloody Christmas Day.
The merriest of days in which we all get to pause and reflect on what a year it’s been. And while 2017’s largely been a flaming tyre fire that powerful people keep insisting on shovelling shit into, we’ve enjoyed it. It’s been a good one.
There’s a bunch of stuff we’re thankful for: Major media outlets doing dumb things. Politicians doing dumb things. Celebrities doing dumb things. There’s been more dumb things than a Paul Kelly tune, is what we’re saying.
But above all else we’re thankful you – each and every one of you beautiful dum dums – who consistently read the silly jokes we write on the internet, who keep filling our comment sections with endless sources of joy and amusement, and who keep us coming back day after day to pump out El Spicy Yarns.
We love you all, and from the bottom of our hearts we hope you have a hella chill and relaxing day with your near and dear.
Enjoy the day! Set a new high score for eating!
Put yr feet up and relax, you’ve bloody well earned it after all.
And if you’re so inclined, crack open a cheeky cold one with the boys or the girls or whoever you damned well want.
From all your mates here at PEDESTRIAN.TV, Merry Christmas. Enjoy the day!
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