As it turns out, a lot of you have a lot of very strong feelings about the duelling issues of Getting Pissed and Public Transport.
Melbourne having 24/7 public transport ????
— KW (@kjdw22) August 6, 2015
24 hour public transport in Melbourne next year. pic.twitter.com/jpPBHZ7Lnp
— VictoriaSM (@VicStoneMeadows) August 6, 2015
Melbourne is getting 24 hour public transport I’m gonna kiss the floor love you melbs
— Christina (@skeletonunicorn) August 6, 2015
24-hour weekend public transport in Melbourne? This is brilliant news.
— David Manuca (@davidmanuca) August 6, 2015
YESSSSSSS Melbourne is getting 24 hr public transport
— Aaron (@whosgaga) August 6, 2015
And, of course, the political voices taking credit for the move, such as Victorian Minister Jacinta Allan.
“A world-class city deserves 24-hour public transport. It’s good for our economy, for shift workers and for people who want to get home safe after a night out.”
“People who live in the outer suburbs and regional areas shouldn’t have to miss out on Melbourne’s vibrant night life. This trial is about giving them a safe and affordable way to get home.”
Or the fledgling Australian Sex Party.
It’s been our policy since 2010 and come January, Melbourne will have 24 hour public transport on weekends #SpringSt pic.twitter.com/qwXlUAvuDG
— australian sex party (@aussexparty) August 6, 2015
‘Course there were those who, rightly, pointed out that all-night public transport on weekends would have unintended consequences, particularly for residents who live near train lines or stations, and along tram routes or near stops.
I get my best sleep b/w 12am-5am.. Not anymore with 24 hour train service..living next 2 a station may not b so good now #melbourne #PTV
— nicki (@nickichick7) August 6, 2015
Meanwhile there were those that were suddenly pining for their old home town…
Just read about how Melbourne is trialling 24 hour public transport starting from January
Why did I have to move awayyyyy ????
— Kawaii ? (@legitkawaii) August 6, 2015
…and those who had made the move south and now have no regrets.
Seriously I love you Syd but Melbourne is really making life easier …… Lol http://t.co/q6AO59TXPQ
— Luke La Beat (@lukelabeat) August 6, 2015
But amongst Sydneysiders, the reaction was one of universal frustration at the opposite trajectories of Australia’s two biggest cities.
Melbourne getting 24hr public transport. Meanwhile in Sydney… waiting 5 hours for the next train home cause you missed the only 12am train
— Jasmine Rae Frias (@jraef_) August 6, 2015
The year is 2015, every bar in Sydney looks like a speakeasy but shuts down during lockout.
— Dave Cheng (@drearyclocks) July 31, 2015
Anyone else fancy breaking up with Sydney? That way we can throw a goodbye party without a lock-out
— Maggie Tra (@MaggieTra) August 5, 2015
Never EVER thought I’d say this, but fucking get ’em Springborg re: Lockout laws. Sydney is DYING under them and violence has just moved.
— FRESH & SPOOKY (@JerryBlam) August 5, 2015
Meanwhile in Sydney lockout laws continue to spread. More reason to move to Melbourne? https://t.co/xYaGQRAMJN
— Matthew Karstunen (@MKarstunen) August 6, 2015
In the eyes of legislators, imposing lockout laws on citizens might be in the best interests of public safety. But the bottom line here is that people will always vote with their feet.