Malcolm Turnbull’s Shitful New Border Ad Campaign Is Already Getting Rekt

Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm.

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— Malcolm Turnbull (@TurnbullMalcolm) November 16, 2016

Yikes. YIKES.

@TurnbullMalcolm ooh look kids we’ve gone from 3 to 4 word slogans #auspol

— Simon Burke (@SimonBurke) November 16, 2016

I’m not very good at Photoshop and even I know this is bad. Someone got paid a lot of money for this. https://t.co/KTBeyIYOql

— 39 days to Christmas (@SteveMolk) November 16, 2016

Oh good. We’re taking our photoshop cues from North Korea now. https://t.co/zE8BsGLXHM

— AngelaMaryClaire ?? (@AngeMaryClaire) November 16, 2016

“SHAMEFUL ETHICS.” https://t.co/uBoqzb665k

— kara kringle (@karaschlegl) November 16, 2016

Then the bemused:

umm..are we at war? https://t.co/JhEaOUkDaC

— Jeannette Francis (@Jan__Fran) November 16, 2016

@TurnbullMalcolm Dude, stop. Remember how you used to be *slightly* progressive?

— Jackson Palmer (@ummjackson) November 16, 2016

.@TurnbullMalcolm Only “Strong Defence”? Is that all Australians are worth? Where is ‘Strongest Defence’? or even ‘Ultimate Defence’?

— The Daily Rupert (@TheMurdochTimes) November 16, 2016

And then finally the merciless and hilarious Photoshopping:

courtesy of @bortofdarkness pic.twitter.com/CsK2CIV2PO

— santa is real (@fakeedbutler) November 16, 2016

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— Mark Di Stefano (@MarkDiStef) November 16, 2016

This is sophisticated new messaging from the government pic.twitter.com/5K35vFs0Fl

— Pat Caruana (@patbcaruana) November 16, 2016

fixed it for you @TurnbullMalcolm pic.twitter.com/D0sfXYdwGE

— santa is real (@fakeedbutler) November 16, 2016

I have so much work to do pic.twitter.com/ViYwz47TbJ

— santa is real (@fakeedbutler) November 16, 2016

wait for meeeeeeee pic.twitter.com/RvTHp8G8ZF

— Alex Bruce-Smith (@alexbrucesmith) November 16, 2016

But for real, that shit looks like the box art of 1997’s 12th hottest new PC game.